Just Sewjin

Scenario One

Ling: My birthday coming. I want presents.

Ben: Hey, would you want me to sweep you off your feet onto my white horse and romantically ride into the sunset.. or presents?

Ling: Hm.....

Ben: Still have to think?!

Ling: White horse la!

Ben: Hihihihihihi.

Ling: Don't tell me you're the horse.

Ben: I have no money to buy a horse.

Ling: Then how?

Ben: But got money to buy white cloth.


Scenario 2

Ling: I want diamonds for my birthday.

Ben:

Ling: Such a 'beautiful' diamond! 'Thanks' a lot!

Ben: Fine, I'll touch it up.

Ling: You're bombing my diamonds?

Ben: No. That is a four carrot diamond.

Dad had some friends over for dinner yesterday. One of the couples brought their grandchild over because no one was home to babysit her. She was apparently rather popular with the aunties that night, especially my mum. Even one of my uncles went, "Wa you see your mother so happy to hold someone else's grandchild! Eh Ben, your mother wants one of her own!"

Now at first I found it pretty funny because mum went quiet but then the uncle added, "Your mother already has a proposal! She says she's gonna poke holes in your condoms! Haha!" I swear I saw evil in my mum's eyes:

(Enters bedroom, switches on the lights)

Ben: Ma!!

Mum: Uh oh.

Ben: Ma, what are you doing with my condoms?

Mum: I'm er... poking holes in them.

Ben: But why?

Mum: Ventilation.

Ben: Ma...

Mum: One way or the other I WILL get my grandchild, just you wait! Muahahaha! (Fades into darkness)

Not so funny anymore.

Being back in KL means that I have to start making an effort to understand the pains and pressures of city life, a.k.a. the city roads. Lesson one took place last week when I was forced to drive to Puchong for an interview.

This is the route I was supposed to take:



This is the route I took:

I overshot a total of 10 turnings; 6 on the way to the office and 4 on the way back to home. Not bad considering that this is the first time I've driven out of PJ. I swear if my girl wasn't there with me, I literally would have painted the town red.

Life after university has been slow:

(In the car, on the way to lunch)

Ben: Let's play tag!

Sis: In the car?

Ben: Yeah, let's rock-paper-scissors!

Sis: But-

Ben: Rock beats scissors. You're it, hahahahaha! *Scoots excitedly away from sister*

Sis: Er...

Ben: Hahahahaha! *continues scooting*

Sis: Dad, I think kor kor needs to a get a job.

Boredom is killing me!

I would be lying if I said that it is because work and assignments in uni are catching up to me. Truth be told, I met someone recently and well, I would wanna focus all that wit and humor to just one person now.

I thank you all for being such wonderful and supportive audiences (uiseh, perasan). Anyways till the next update, do take care.

We arrived at the jetty at 9.30am.


Played in the waters till lunch time.


Went jungle trekking after lunch.


Had gay moments while jungle trekking.


Made sure Adrian does not get a proper shot while jungle trekking.


Finally arrived at the falls.


Trekked back to our village for dinner.


Rented our snorkelling gear for tomorrow.


Played Big 2 till 1am.


Got up early the next day for snorkeling.


Snorkeled.


And snorkeled.


We basically spent the entire day snorkeling.


Just had to unwind by playing Big 2.


Then we went down to the beach again to suck cock.


At night, we had the most wonderful BBQ dinner.


After which, we chatted the night away.


And woke up the next to day to play in the waters for one last time.
It was the most fun I have had in a long, long time. A lot more pictures here.